VANITY

Mirror, Mirror, on the wall...

Who is the most Vain of all?

Peroxide Blonde, and pumped up lips,

Plastic noses, and razor hips.

Silicone and Botox love

Keep you sexy up above.

Orange tans and bleached out teeth

Looking good in summer's heat.

Cocktail parties, Sunset Strip

In the grasp of Hollywood's grip

Kiss your enemies cheek to cheek

Rubbing shoulders with the elite.

VIP and private rooms

Parties, Drugs, and lots of Booze.

Eyeliner, Glam, Adored

Private entrance, Backstage Doors

Limousines and Fashion Scenes

Models, Rockstars, and in betweens

Leopard print, Glittered Gold

Caked on Makeup, Big and Bold

Hangin with the "it" scene

Boulevard of Broken Dreams.

So Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall....

Who's the most VAIN of them all?

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